fantasy football central...

in order to even be a fucking contender in the stupidly impossibly creative and difficult world of fantasy football you need the essentials: two brains bigger than yours, snobby beer that is hecho en mexico,drumset you cant really destroy and balls bigger than the picks you make at your local seven eleven. point being, if i or anyone for that matter put this much work into something as what you think as a meaningless endeavor, imagine how much further we are with everything you dont know and that you cant see...in other words...fuckin touchdown...